Listen, I’m newly addicted to Netflix’s DocuSeries Ugly Delicious .. (Btw, where is Season 2!?) Why? Outside of watching Dave Chang and Co. eat good food in almost every scene. This show gives you a catalog of episodes based around foods you’re probably all familiar with but focuses the lens to ask the relevant questions […]

If you ask James, he’d say I never actually tasted the food I ate. He’d say food forcefully tumbled into my stomach through a strong suction of air like the eating mannerism of Patrick Starr from Spongebob Squarepants. “You know, you’re stomach wouldn’t hurt if you stopped overeating.” I threw a slight eye roll; I […]

Imagine this: You and a couple of old friends go out to eat on a Saturday night. Your waiter is on another planet; Tom is his name. As a result he begins a cringe-worthy performance of forced hospitality starting with a halfhearted ” Hello, my name is Tom. I’ll be taking care you tonight”, translating to […]

Most people dread rainy days. Think dark clouds, large puddles of water, and so much downpour  you could fill 373 bathtubs; not pleasant. The sun takes a vacation and plans change. Suddenly you’re left in the house with a world of opportunity, and you know what, I think you should clock out of the world […]

While some people, myself included, are throwing pennies into a wishing well dreaming of dining at luxurious — maybe even Michelin-starred– restaurants, others have relished in the unparalleled experience of unblemished service, unimaginable flavor combinations, and the superior quality and craft of masterful chefs with the asking of an average American’s monthly grocery budget as […]

Hello stranger-turned-new-subscriber, You’re probably curious about what the “F”  stands for,  hence cluing to the meaning of this website. Let’s just say I’ve struggled to define this space exclusive of simply stating “I love food, read more!”. Everyone loves food, and loves to indulge in eating good food. Some are a little bit more obsessed, a bit more […]